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Eighteen. Avid couch potato.
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible. One stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It is a soul-hurt." • Ask me anything
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"Have you ever been in love? Horrible. One stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It is a soul-hurt." • Ask me anything
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Dobby has no Master! Dobby is a free Elf! And Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!
(via samberrilicious)
| me texting my mom: | can you pick up some milk on the way home |
| mom: | |
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| mom: | |
| me: | she's not answering me |
| me: | she must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic |
| me: | i killed her |
| me: | i killed my mom |
Who remembers these?
#wow man paper clips i sure do have a use for these in my every day six year old life #shit is that a ruler man y’all gettin crazy i’m not even ready to comprehend centimeters #okay those are some nice markers but um they’re not arranged by color and it’s triggering my ocd very early on #oh wait nope i lied about the markers being nice they don’t fucking work at all this is HORSE SHIT you are the roseart of markers #you can’t go wrong with paint right i bet i will draw some SICK people with these #well fuck you too vaguely tinted water that isn’t at all painty #aw colored pencils yiss my big sister uses these now we have something to talk about i am finally COOL #FUCK YOU PENCILS YOU TORE MY GODDAMN COLORING BOOK#nice try oil pastels but mom says i can’t eat you or draw on the walls with you so i kind of have no use for you #crayons don’t even start with me #you don’t even have a brand do you #this is horse shit mom #why can’t you get me a twelve pack of crayola #or SHIT a 64 pack there is no way that a 64 pack would cost more than this come on let’s be real #wait why am i given a stapler #why are you giving a child a stapler #there should be a childrens book about this #’if you give a child a stapler they’re gonna staple their thumb and cry about it for an hour’ #thanks for the safety scissors #my barbies scissor harder than those scissors scissor #and uh. glue that doesn’t…glue…anything. #it doesn’t even taste good #fuck you man fuck you
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